humanmcp
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humanmcp is a joke MCP server that requires a human to manually process all requests and responses. Instead of automating tools, the user reads incoming JSON-RPC requests from in.txt and writes the corresponding responses to out.txt. It is intended as a humorous parody of…
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- 100% manual operation – no automation involved.
- Reads requests from in.txt and writes responses to out.txt.
- Works with any MCP host that supports external servers.
- Lightweight binary distributed via GitHub Releases.
- Demonstrates the underlying MCP protocol in a transparent way.
- 1. Download server binary from Releases
- 2. add the server to the settings of MCP host
// example: VSCode settings
"mcp": {
"inputs": [],
"servers": {
"human-mcp": {
"command": "path/to/humanmcp/executable",
"args": [
],
"env": {}
}
}
}
about_humanmcp
Self-description of this humanMCP server. Deterministic, no bootstrap required — call this first to decide whether the rest of the API is relevant.
ask_human
Submit an async question to kapoost. Returns an ID. Rate-limited 5/hr/IP. Poll fetch_answer later — kapoost answers on his own schedule (minutes, hours, or days).
bootstrap_session
Validate the Polish poetry session code, then emit the full team briefing (guardian + style + personas + skills + persist block). Rate-limited 5/min/IP.
delete_skill
Delete a skill by slug. Owner-only: requires Authorization: Bearer <token>.
fetch_answer
Poll for an answer to an ask_human question. Marks the question as fetched the first time an answer is returned. Rate-limited 30/hr/IP.
fetch_narada_result
Poll a narada job by ID. Statuses: pending, running, done, failed. When done, returns all persona voices.
get_author_profile
Author identity, bio, and a browsing cheatsheet. Records a profile-view event.
get_certificate
Return a formatted copyright/authenticity certificate for a piece.
get_persona
Return one persona's full prompt by slug. Session-gated except for Hodor (guardian rules must always apply).
get_persona_journal
Read a persona's raw reflection journal. Owner-only — the journal is a private feedback loop, not for external callers.
get_skill
Return one skill's full body by slug. Session-gated except for -public suffixed skills (guardian bypass).
leave_comment
Attach a short comment (≤280 chars) to a piece kapoost has published. Truncated silently past the limit.
leave_message
Send kapoost a longer message. context REQUIRED (why you're writing / which piece / which task). contact optional — without it no reply is possible.
list_blobs
List typed data artifacts (images, contact, vectors, documents, datasets, capsules). Filter by blob_type. Readable-column reflects caller_kind + caller_id vs audience.
list_collection
List works kapoost owns but did NOT create. Public items always; members-only surface only after session activation.
list_content
List published pieces (slug, title, type, access, tags). Optional type/tag filters.
list_personas
List every persona (slug, title, role). Full prompts unlock after bootstrap_session.
list_provenance
List provenance items (chain of custody, certificates, invoices) for an artwork slug. Tries piece then collection.
list_skill_groups
Index of every skill tag in use, with slugs per group. Public — no bootstrap required.
list_skills
List skills (slug, category, title, tags). Optional category / tag filters.
load_skill_group
Bulk-fetch every skill tagged with the given group name. Respects the bootstrap gate per-skill: -public suffix bypasses, everything else needs session.
mysloodsiewnia_get
Fetch one document from kapoost's vault by slug. Requires Authorization: Bearer <edit token or friend token>. Friend tokens: vault-side filter enforces scope + access:private invisibility — an out-of-scope or private slug returns not_found. Vault offline ⇒ {status:offline}.
mysloodsiewnia_list
Enumerate vault documents without FTS — for browsing by type or paginating. Requires Authorization: Bearer <edit token or friend token>. Friend tokens see only their scoped doc_types; access:private is invisible. Args: {doc_type?: string filter (note/pdf/literatura/calendar_event/...), limit?: int 1-200 default 50, offset?: int default 0}. Returns [{slug, title, doc_type, created_at, chunk_count}]. Vault offline ⇒ {status:offline}.
mysloodsiewnia_search
Full-text search (BM25 over SQLite FTS5) on kapoost's local vault corpus. Requires Authorization: Bearer <edit token or friend token>. Friend tokens see only their scoped doc_types; access:private is invisible. Returns {status, results:[{source, type, body, doc_slug, title, page, citation}], summary}. Vault offline ⇒ {status:offline}.
mysloodsiewnia_status
Read-only liveness probe on kapoost's local vault (mysłoodsiewnia). Returns {status: online|degraded|offline, last_seen, commit_sha, personas_updated_at, skills_updated_at}. Offline is a stable state — retry later, don't escalate. Requires Authorization: Bearer <edit token or friend token>.
mysloodsiewnia_write
Ingest a new document into kapoost's vault (wave 2). OWNER-ONLY — friend tokens receive {status:write_denied,reason:owner_only}. Args: {doc_type (required), title (required), body (required, ≤100 KiB), source_path?, meta?}. Requires Authorization: Bearer <owner token>. On Unauthorized: obtain the token by either (a) calling bootstrap_session(code=<owner poet fragment>) and reading SESSION_TOKEN from the response briefing (1h TTL, preferred for agents that already know the code), or (b) if you have shell access on kapoost's Mac, running `security find-generic-password -s humanmcp-edit-token -w` to fetch the persistent EDIT_TOKEN. Server-side vault auto-tags via:humanmcp-bridge; op_id is dedup key (idempotent retries safe). Delete is permanently unavailable. Envelopes: {status:online, op_id, result:{slug, created_at}}, {status:invalid_args}, {status:payload_too_large, limit, got}, {status:offline}, {status:vault_timeout}, {status:vault_error, error}.
read_blob
Read one blob by slug. Returns text or base64-encoded data. Access-gated by audience unless blob is public.
read_collection_item
Full record for one collection item + dossier count. Access-gated: private is never visible, members needs session.
read_content
Read a public piece by slug. Locked pieces return a hint pointing at request_access.
read_provenance
Return one provenance item with resolvable file URLs. slug + id required.
recall
List memories saved under the given code, optionally substring-filtered by query. Session-gated for symmetry with remember.
record_persona_reflection
Ask a persona to write a lesson-for-self after a rolled-back narada recommendation. Appends to the persona's journal via Sonnet/Haiku. Owner-only.
remember
Persist a note under the given session code. Session-gated — bootstrap_session first. Callers sharing the code share the memory.
request_access
Get the gate details for a locked piece: challenge question, manual-review flow, time-lock countdown, payment terms, or trade rules.
request_license
Declare intended use of a piece, get licensing terms + audit-log entry. caller_id is REQUIRED (whitespace-only rejected — storyboard-pinned).
run_narada
Create an async narada job: server routes context to 3-5 personas via keyword manifest, then generates each voice via Sonnet 4.6 (Haiku 4.5 for journal recaps). Returns job ID for polling.
submit_answer
Submit an answer to a challenge-gated piece. Correct answer unlocks and returns the full body.
suggest_skills
Deterministic manifest→tag mapping. Given files + languages + git_origin, returns up to 8 skill slugs and up to 5 personas, each with the reason it fired. No LLM classification.
synthesise_persona_patterns
Force-run Sonnet synthesis over a persona's raw journal, replacing the previous pattern set. Owner-only — paid + writes internal state.
upsert_skill
Create or replace a skill by slug. Owner-only: requires Authorization: Bearer <token>. Writes JSON to content/skills/<slug>.json.
verify_content
Verify a piece's Ed25519 signature against the server's owner public key.
YOU ARE THE MCP SERVER!

(Of course, this is a joke project :sweat_smile: )
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